- The One Ring
- The secret to cold fusion
- The seed which sprung all life
- The essence of the lovechild between Ragnaros and Therazane
- Some blood from arguably the second most powerful warlock in existence right now.
- And precisely 4986 ancient crystals of power that are immensely rare.

Okay, Khadgar. Calm down.

It may have taken like three years

but knighty finally made messages update in real time
and now the counter for them gets stuck half the time

If it's broken, fix it and break something else. knighty coding

except when people slaves add stuff to them you can

also fimfiction eats even more fucking memory than before

and why would you make the text box a bright piss colour

zel pls fix

I feel like I should add another chapter to that terrible, deny-I-ever-did-it fluff story I once wrote, Rain. Like, 1920 words should do.

Well.

Remember when I said earlier that my first works were probably the deed of satanic possession and there could not be any imaginable worse?

Good, because I never did. Turns out, that was a straight lie. There are worse. And on a completely unrelated note, here's Midnight Skies.

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1. What is your first name:
You wouldn't understand because none of you are anywhere near Switzerland, but it actually is Toraka.

2. How old are you:
Probably 19

3. What country are you from:

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So my story got refused for its central gimmick.

I'm not convinced how to respond to that. What, does he expect me to quote every single fucking thought? 'Cause that ain't happening. Why was SatN approved, which had even more of that shit?

Actually, fuck it. You can't tell me what to do! Consider this something for those who are not too illiterate to read my posts. Refer to story link here.

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It only took like three months.

So what's best when the only thing I can reasonably do is SatN?

MAKE MORE SATN!

sheet.

Alright, alright.

I'll have something up tomorrow.

If things go Nazi, maybe two things. Depends on art stuff.

And I've a lot of new projects prepared for launch, just waiting so that I can properly space out and unlock a chapter each week!

In other news, dinosaurs attacked the pope. Midnight stopped crying. Dinosaurs attacked the pope again.

But I feel like it. Give me a retarded topic and I might make you a oneshot about it.

And I actually mean that.