Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

God, I'm so sorry.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I read too much greentext when I was new. This is what happened.

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Big Mac is Watching

So I'm sorta, kinda, almost famous... I think.

I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

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The artist you've never heard of.

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I originally started on Fanfiction.net and decided to bring some of my work to this site. I hope you enjoy it.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Dead as a doornail since 2014

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Does anyone play the MLP mobile game? My friend code is a49657.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Tired always.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Retired, but I still check in.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.