According to me and Perception Filter, worst to not as horrible.
1) Diet Pepsi
2) Slavery
3) Civil War
4) WW2
5) Regular Pepsi
6) Cherry Pepsi
7) The Republican Party
8) 'Nam
9) 9/11
10) That time Jesus just sorta shit everywhere.

Now, lemme run down this story (as usual, I have read nothing).
1) Little fairyfuckface, will probably be fondled by #5
2) Mopey cunt, needs antidepressants, and also a doctor, he looks sick.
3) Redneck meth cook. (trust me, I used to live with these people)
4) Griffon, immediately the best character.
5) Old pervert.
6) WHORE!
7) Gay.
8)

DP. DP is just so much fun, it's fun for the whole family! No matter who's involved, DP is always fun, even if you're just watching. In the past day DP has given me so much enjoyment. Seriously, Deadly Premonition is the best worst game ever!
What did you think I meant, internet?

Alright first things first, I'm talking into my cell phone it's typing whatever I say, it may have to compensate for the speed which I speak which may lead it to make a few spelling or grammatical errors. Now back to the subject at hand. I am lonely (do not give me pity). I'm only 16 so I've never experienced it to precisely this type of loneliness, romantic loneliness. come to think of it I've never really been lonely, I've been bored but that isn't exactly loneliness. it's a strange feeling,

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Let's play a game!
But uncle Joe, I don't like your games! You make me drink this stuff that tastes like medicine every time Tony says the F-word!
*SMACK* Don't you ever insult Señor Montana with your insolence, child!

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I'm going to be an uncle, a family member with a decent amount of influence in a child's mental development. If any of you are the religious type, now's the time to pray for this child.

Welcome back to 'Presumably...', where the points don't matter and I'm doing the wrong bit.

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NAME CHANGE:
I have grown tired of the name ElectroHaiso. I have already changed my Xbox Live Gamertag to HeavyMetalHaiso, and may soon change it to ShatteredPsyche, if the name is available. Expect a name change on here in the near future.
STORIES:
Work on Breach and Vivmort have halted, work on Breach: Equis has begun.
SCHOOL:

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I have discovered that the best way for me to write is to have a conversation with Perception Filter about my story (which led into a conversation about why I limp like a zombie and cant raise my arms above my head). I made about seven word of actual progress, in 11 pages if us talking. I've kept the record of everything we said.