Presumably... #6: I'm back Baby!

Welcome back to 'Presumably...', where the points don't matter and I'm doing the wrong bit.

So, presumably... Gaius "Niggerfingers" McCrackerjack, who appears to be a knight from Dark Souls, goes on a magical, murderous rampage through Equestria. Now, it says he starts off alone... quiet... peaceful... SO THAT MUST MEAN THAT PINKIE PIE FUCKS THAT SHIT UP! Now, assuming that this is, in fact, a knight from Dark Souls, that must mean that he is killed over and over again my massive rats, then eaten by dragons, and murdered by demons. But it's all worth it for that half-broken inept wooden shield. So what if he's now undead, and almost sure to go insane? That shield has a whole point more defense!

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Hah, love how you copied that line from "Whose Line"