Just bought The King in Yellow, a collection of horror stories by Robert W. Chambers because it was mentioned in a single line of a fan-made parody of MLP.
It's official, I do whatever it is my pony overlords ask of me, even if they don't actually ask it.

I found a nice, privately owned (as in, owned by a nerd, not a corporation) comic store called Superhero Beach.

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Found a great comic store near me. I will be a regular customer.

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So I'm in my room with a bottle of Louisiana hot sauce and a very small bowl. I've always liked Louisiana because it's not so hot that it overpowers food, and it's also smooth to drink (It's my bottle and I'll do what I want with it!). So, I shoot back a mouthful of acidic, red delicious sauce, and it head's down the wrong pipe. As it travels down my windpipe, my body does the natural thing, and violently shoves it out of me through the nearest hole, and onto my white(ish) carpet. I then start

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I beat Bioshock Infinite. Do not let these pictures fool you, I absolutely loved the ending, it is my Game of the year thus far, and it is the greatest story I've ever seen.

And now, to my reaction to the ending of Bioshock Infinite.

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Fun fact real quick: I own the original trilogy on VHS, but I do not own a VCR. (I've seen them all, as well as the first and last prequels, but let's not talk about them.)

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So... apparently, shit went down yesterday over a bad April Fool's day joke played by the admins. I personally don't care for April Fool's Day, as nobody ever does any pranks; they just act like cunts and say "April Fools" to get away with it. A prank is something that does not cause a mass panic, but is still funny or at least interesting. I essentially missed the "holiday" because I was doing something productive with my life: Playing Bioshock Infinite. Now, I gather that something

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Ridiculously Photogenic Syrian Rebel


Ridiculously Photogenic Metal Head


Ridiculously Photogenic Prisoner

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I need a pirate-y seafaring name and a ship's name. Winner gets nothing.

P.S. Winner will receive one thank-you from me.

...text over pictures