The 10 Worst Things in U.S. History

According to me and Perception Filter, worst to not as horrible.
1) Diet Pepsi
2) Slavery
3) Civil War
4) WW2
5) Regular Pepsi
6) Cherry Pepsi
7) The Republican Party
8) 'Nam
9) 9/11
10) That time Jesus just sorta shit everywhere.

Comments

[Perception Filter]

Fuck yes. We could be history teachers.

[thefluffyone]

WW2 doesn't really fall into U.S history, more like global.

The Cold War, however......

[Milk Mind]

1219499
The U.S. was a major force in WW2, so the war is a major part of our history.

[Late Night Delight]

Your heresy against cherry pepsi will not be forgiven.

[Perception Filter]

1219616 We are no longer friends. Pepsi is the worst of the worst.

[Late Night Delight]

1219809 Why must you tea my heartstrings like that Washington, I love Pepsi. Coke is equally as good.

Why can nobody like both? Why can there never be true peace betwixt the sodas

[Perception Filter]

1219857 Oh, as long as you think they're equal... I'm cool with that.

[Late Night Delight]

1219860 Why do you dislike it then, huh? You were all up on my grill a second ago.

[Perception Filter]

1219863 Because I fucking hate people who love Pepsi more than Coke, BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS! But as long as you think they're equal, I'm cool.

[Late Night Delight]

1219867 Okay then. I hate those peeps too. If they're both out, and I'm at a party, I'll drink both. Picking one over the other is just blatantly stupid. Hey, Parties need both, and nobody says no to free soda.

[Perception Filter]

1219875 Exactly.

[Milk Mind]

1219875>>1219879
All sodas are equal...
but some are more equal than others...
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