Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

who me

The rarest of writing marshmallows.

Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .

This is fiction. But it is based...

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Writer and Spriter.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Mostly harmless.

Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony

Mrrp

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Just another struggling writer.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

I am a currently 16 year old cynic who used to love the show and is still on this site for some reason. Once in a blue moon I actually write something.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

8000 soldiers!

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I poni. I poni all over the place.

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Not sure if writing clop or giving biology lessons.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Attention all clop RPers. Me and a friend are looking for a third person to RP with! If you want to message me and I'll work something out with you. If you want a smaple of our RPs message me.

Did you think Pinkie had only two voices in her head? I'm the one they wont show on a children's show... Not affiliated with Kinkie Pie of Tumblr, or PynkyPie of Ponybooru!