Only mostly dead.

I throw parties and everyone is invited to them. But please, leave your shoes at the door.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

I'm Zyr1987 (Rhymes with sir) and I'm currently the only person to write stories about Fleur de Lis to any great extent. I also ship extensively and have been taking to combining the two in my stories

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Primarily a HiE writer. Enjoys food. Yes, I'm ginger. British. Food.

Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

"If I had asked people what they wanted, They would have said faster horses." -Henry Ford The easiest way to tell a man's character is how well he treats the people he doesen't have to.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

I AM KROGAN! I enjoy stories and smashing faces in! stop and take a moment and browse some of the stories I have read over the last three years ask and I will point you in the right direction

An aspiring novelist, music student, and occasional artist. Also occasionally a grey pone.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

You cannot have joy without tasting despair.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

There is beauty in the way of things.

Can I go back to sleep yet?

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.

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