Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

The original Sunburst!

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

I'm back

We didn't start the fire.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5