Today, my fine ladies and gents, we're going to talk about that 'ole inevitability that is death. No witticisms, no off-the-wall comedy, just some srs bisniz.

Death is utterly terrifying as a concept. Nothingness is, for me, perhaps the most horrific thing in existence. Non-existence is so alien, so utterly incomprehensible, that it's outright impossible to imagine. Perhaps that's why we put a face to death, to help understand , to rationalise the idea.

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Just... fuck them so goddamn much.

One just airdropped right on to my keyboard, cue random flailing and a stirring interpretation of the heebie-jeebie dance.

Just look at that little bastard; see the hate in its soulless black eyes, see the desire to ruin your life in its very body language, and truly know fear.

That village is 100% Mother Russia approved.

Everyone's getting hyped for S5, and I'm just sitting here, not particularly giving a shit.

Feels bad man

No, I'm not buying into this fad.

There will be no faggoty hijinks

No whimsical farces to be had

Wanna know why?

I'm quitting the fandom

So say goodbye niggaz

And get the fuck off my lawn

Just kidding, I still love all you motherfuckers <3

I'm in a really, really good mood, don't even know why, just am. I wanna talk to all you lovely people who've stalked me over the months and years. C'mon, I ain't gonna bite (unless you like it like that )

Who went to work from Monday to Friday and paid his taxes.

Anyway, some of you may be wondering if I've given up on writing and/or been committed to an insane asylum (just joking, they'll never catch me), but the fact of the matter is RL is a money-grubbing, time-consuming bitch. Sorry to anyone who's sick and tired of my idle bullshit.

Happy New Year folks, I hope you all get marvelously drunk and do stupid shit

My only resolution for this year is to stop being such a faggot: I will not succeed.

Just don't blame it on the sunshine, sunshine is the greatest thing ever created. Just blame it on the thing that follows you throughout your life.

I love the lot of you