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Slip Kid


I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...

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  • 449 weeks
    It's been a while

    Hey there folks, I'm probably not gonna be making too many appearances for the foreseeable future cus I have completely lost interest in mlp

    So see you guys around

    9 comments · 439 views
  • 460 weeks
    I'm leaving for a while

    I'll be back whenever

    Weep for me, my dear followers

    3 comments · 247 views
  • 470 weeks
    So

    I've been on here, reading horsewords for three years

    Woo?

    7 comments · 342 views
  • 474 weeks
    Ask me stuff

    I'm drunk and liable to get even more drunk, so if you ask me stuff I might actually tell the truth :rainbowkiss:

    6 comments · 304 views
  • 474 weeks
    How are you guys doing?

    Exactly what it says on the tin. How are you guys doing? Ya'll best be good, or imma damn well turn that frown upside-down :pinkiehappy:

    15 comments · 317 views
Feb
24th
2015

Hey · 5:46pm Feb 24th, 2015

I'm in a really, really good mood, don't even know why, just am. I wanna talk to all you lovely people who've stalked me over the months and years. C'mon, I ain't gonna bite (unless you like it like that :raritywink:)

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Comments ( 32 )

It snowed today.

I don't mind a nice bite

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lucky you... :raritydespair: I haven't seen snow since I left Wisconsin in '99...

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Snowing over here too, even though it should be getting freaking warmer. But lucky you, if there's enough snow you should go out and do something :twilightsmile:

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Well who said I'm nice? :raritywink:

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Hey hey hey, don't you nom on me before I nom on you *noms you*

How's things with you?

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*shivers a bit*

I'm okay. Back in college, which is my element, so things are going smoothly. The only concern, really, on my mind right now is my financial aid, and more specifically whether or not my Pell Grant and/or student loans are going to cover my entire tuition. I hope so though, because I don't want to have to drop out again. That would really suck.

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*noms you harder*

I'm sure you'll be fine mate, there's always a solution to every problem, do everything you can to sort it out but don't worry yourself over it too much. Stress is a bitch and can turn things south before you realise what's happened, just hang on in there :pinkiehappy:

um.... can I haz hug? :twilightsmile:

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*wraps you up close in a giant hug*

I know, and I'm going to keep going just like always. It's not in my nature to give up.

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Of course you can, I'll hug you as much as you want :pinkiehappy:

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*freaking loves the hug*

Neither is it in mine, no matter what life throws at you ya just gotta persevere and push past it, and just know that you've got people rooting for you :rainbowwild:

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...Clean off the car? :twilightblush:

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Nope, we ain't gonna have that. You're gonna go out there and have some mothafukin' fun, life's too short to clean off the damn car.

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Bite me like you mean it, Birthday Bear.

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If you insist, just don't complain if you can't handle it :raritywink:

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I'd be very surprised if you didn't have a hand in designing that ride.

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Oh, hey, I remember that show. I saw it stationed in Okinawa drunk in the lounge with my buddies.

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Were you paid to kill Japs or did you do it on your own time?

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I never killed any Nips. But I killed plenty of Filipinos...which are sort of like Mexican Nips.

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At least Filipinos are kind enough not to steal your car.

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Well, they usually don't drive cars. At least not out in the country. Dirt bikes instead. A rather radical means of transporting oneself, yes?

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Yes, almost radical enough to be Chadical.

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