I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...
Hey there folks, I'm probably not gonna be making too many appearances for the foreseeable future cus I have completely lost interest in mlp
So see you guys around
I'll be back whenever
Weep for me, my dear followers
I'm drunk and liable to get even more drunk, so if you ask me stuff I might actually tell the truth 
Exactly what it says on the tin. How are you guys doing? Ya'll best be good, or imma damn well turn that frown upside-down 
Just... fuck them so goddamn much.
One just airdropped right on to my keyboard, cue random flailing and a stirring interpretation of the heebie-jeebie dance.
Just look at that little bastard; see the hate in its soulless black eyes, see the desire to ruin your life in its very body language, and truly know fear.
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My arachnophobia makes me do the Heebie-Jeebies mating dance every time I think about these creepy-crawlies. Eesh!
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I know that feel mate, though I'm fortunately not quite as bad as that.
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Pls no, I'm getting all sorts of triggered right about now.
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On the other hand, Fluffle Puff is adorable.
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That said if a spider landed on my keyboard I'd probably completely freeze up before eventually VERY carefully moving my hands away, blowing it off the keyboard onto toilet paper, crushing it within, and flushing it down the toilet.
If a big enough spider landed on me... cue screaming.
I'm not a very good person.
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Nah I just chuck 'em out a window, after a vigorous and spastic dance, I don't want crushed bug bits everywhere.
And that spider is the single most horrific thing I've ever seen, kudos