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Mostly harmless.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

You ever wonder why we're here?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

loves tiaras.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!