"I wake up. Looking around my current location, I discover my own body. It's as plain as the blank canvas surrounding me. My shape is merely an outline of black and white. With no alternating colour, I am nothing more than a basic template."

Twilight Sparkle and the gang go paintballing. Of course, there's no entertainment without the use of paintball miniguns or paint grenade launchers, right? Twilight soon discovers that while friendship may be great, shooting someone in the face is a hell of a lot more fun. Although these ponies are the very best of friends, there can only be one winner. While the result is uncertain, there's only one thing that's for sure: hilarity and plentiful amounts of paint shall ensue.

More specifically, it was an oak tree. And its name was Forrest. Did I mention that Fluttershy meets it? Well, she does.

Not to be taken seriously, might I add.

The title says it all. By the way, I was absolutely hammered when I wrote this. Don't say I didn't warn you.

After a long day of work, Rainbow Dash is tired. She just wants to relax, is that too much to ask? To attempt this, Dash uses Bethesda, Bob Marley and bountiful amounts of booze. Does it succeed? Well, she certainly gets drunk at least.