Who let the dogs out?

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Damn, I wish I could read.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I read too much greentext when I was new. This is what happened.

☭Join the Party☭

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

*strokes blanket* I am a good writer. I am a good writer. I am a good writer...

Fabulous, darling.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

I may not be a great writer,

Hello!So people have bugged me about a FimFiction account for a while now and I've finally decided to get one. Anyways, I suck at these bio things so... yeah.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Valar morghulis.

Retired, but I still check in.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

The One Who Writes. Intermittently, Without Fail.

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

"You think you know me..."

A Canadian idiot.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Being sad can be fun.

A Canadian brony with too much free time on his hands and too much of an addiction to the internet and video games

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

The man without a plan.