The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019
I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.
Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.
Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?
Draw sometimes, write sometimes. Not much really but well...I frankly don't care for bio's
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.
Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.
You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.
My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M
Yarrr!! WeirdBeard be in the writing mood, or something. Idunno, probably'll edit this later.
Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.