Derpy wants a golden muffin. She will stop at nothing to get this golden muffin. Celestia help us all.

Edit: Added comedy tag because apparently this is funny, and people keep putting it on comedy bookshelves. This story is just some nonsensical trash I made in the wee hours of the morning and evening while writing my other story. It is weird, stupid, and completely unedited. Just thought it might be funny. Inspired by a conversation with the phenomenal Arctic Soul .

Small description to prevent spoilers.

Buckle up, it's gonna be a Derpy ride.

NOTE: This Story is on Hiatus as of 9/5/16 and may be continued at a later date.

Join Jack Pipedraw, master detective on a wild ride around Equestria as he tries to solve the intricate mystery Rarity has put before him.

Tagged as Random for humor elements, and as Thriller for light action, adventure, and suspense.

Just before her biggest fashion show ever, Rarity's premiere set of exclusively designed dresses is stolen! Short on time, cash, and patience, Rarity can only find one stallion willing to find her lost fashion line. His name is Jack Pipedraw.

---> NOTICE: THIS STORY IS OFFICIALLY CANCELLED.

For countless millennia, the royal sisters of Equestria have built and defended their nation with their own blood, sweat, and tears. But as the sands of time shifted, the sisters became more focused on the well-being of their nation, and left its defense to the military. When nightmare moon appeared, however, she was too much for the military to handle, and a new set of defenders arose. The Elements of Harmony. After banding together and successfully vanquishing Nightmare Moon, The Elements of Harmony have kept Equestria safe ever since. However, an old terror for eons ago has risen once more, and his power may be enough force Celestia and Luna to pick up the battlesword once more and fight for their nation. The land of Equestria.

Takes place during & after Season 6. The story will branch off of show canon from the season 6 finale, and will exist in it's own alternate universe from there. (I hope that makes sense!)

Credits:

Editing done by Major Techie, Arctic Soul, and me. Both of them are fantastic people with even more fantastic stories! Go check them out!