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Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Retired, but I still check in.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

For Love and Justice.

loves tiaras.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

Writes unusual horse words. Sometimes.

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Just somepony who likes words

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