Kiss me, my account is 10!

I am a simple writer who gets bouts of writer's block and procrastination. But, I do enjoy writing and wish to get cover images of my stories.

I'm perfectly normal. Who told you I was crazy? Not me. Cuz I'm totally not, ya hear? I'M NOT!!! Oh, and I write stuff, which you should check out. ... ...you all made me this way... ...

Made from 100% potato.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Hey im a fan of MLP FIM and im trying to get a story down so yeah.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

O.F.P.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

Commissions currently OPEN

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Who are these people?! Why are they following me?!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Done.

:D X3 =^-^= <3 :P ô_ō -_- Ó_Ò ...enough said, I think...okay, maybe not, but, Eh, oh well.

Trying to get back into a bit of writing. Comments are welcomed!

Equine fur artist and occasional writer, as seen on Deviant Art, and a constant RP player on Canterlot.com

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Evil beware, we have waffles.