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irresistible

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

The name is Jack. I enjoy drawing and writing. I'm currently dabbling in music production and I hope to pick up a degree in journalism.The old username was Alpha Comet, which I decided to retire.