For most of her time in Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle has insisted that she is not, in fact, a Changeling.

Today, she has something important to tell her friends.

Written for the F*** This Prompt #8 contest.
Partial inspiration from The_One_Butcher.

Her Royal Highness, Queen Celestia, is a multiversal conqueror. Her might is known throughout several Earths and many accompanying galaxies. The losing races she converts, and then she moves on to the next ones.

But her conquests are mostly confined to worlds that have not had alien visitors before. It is a convenience she has enjoyed, but every good thing must come to an end.

Especially since her newest target has already been invaded. And now, Xenolestia has to face her biggest challenge yet.

Competition.

The first parody of “Would it matter if I was?”. Ponyville’s resident changeling goes to talk to the Element of Magic. AU.

WARNING: This story is a parody, and as such is not to be taken too seriously. You might sprain your brain.

Ancient Equestrian legends tell of eleven beings with the potential to become gods, yet doomed to eternal petrification. These strange creatures, “trolls” as they call themselves, rest within stone, deep within the Canterlot Gardens.

For now.

A Homestuck x MLP crossover, where the appearance of a twelfth troll marks the beginning of a paradigm shift. Chaos, insanity, and above all ridiculous shenanigans, all centered around the most dysfunctional team ever to grace Paradox Space.

Note to Readers: This work is based on Homestuck. As such, in true Homestuck fashion, it is chock-full of references to various MS Paint Adventures. Now, after some thinking, I realized that actually reading Homestuck is not that necessary. I mean, if you are the kind of person who jumps into everything blind, you can read on ahead!
But if you want to actually know what the hell is going on, then you should be familiar with the source material. Who knows what you would miss?

Co-written with SnapDrakeGames.
As this is a Displaced story, the Trolls are available for Displaced crossovers. Just give out a call.

One more thing: If you dislike the story enough to give it a downvote, then at least tell us what we did wrong. Feedback is naturally always appreciated, yet... Yeah.

Edit: added a Dark tag.