"I'm a simple guy. All I want is enough sleep for two , enough mountain dew for three, and enough pornography for four." Paraphrase from Joel Rosenberg
Twilight and Luna are best poni. Therefore, TwiLuna is best ship.
Those who express the most happiness, are the ones who have felt equal measures of sorrow.
Im just a cat. In a box. In the head of a long dead professor. Miau~ Also, Ponies.
Female*USA*Iowa*Pegasister*One of the few FlashDash founders*
Just a guy who's trying his hoof at writing some sexy poneh fics. XD
I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.
My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
Well I'm just a casual fan of mlp but I do enjoy the show. I like to write stories about pony and human/furry interactions.
I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!
Names Moon Skritch, On a permanent hiatus, I don't think I'll come back. Feel free to read what I have! Thanks for being a good community years ago.
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.
I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.