So yeah I wrote this silly parody of Starlight Glimmer based off of a song that parodies Vladimir Putin.

One mare has the strength of one thousand mares. Her sweat's made of stallion tears!
When you cut her out fly a swarm of wasps, Empress Starlight Glimmer!
She hate dykes cause she secretly dyke She don't care for cute little Spike!
She'll throw you in jail if you have butt mark, but she's defiantly not a dyke!

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So I've been thinking and I understand that I have buried myself too deeply in in story ideas and my overactive imagination and hyperactivity has gotten the better of me. So what I'm going to do is cancel most of my unfinished work with exceptions. Rise of Carthage and my WIP Fallout Equestria story I'll work on but unfortunately they will be put on indefinite hiatus until I can get myself reorganized and focused. Alright and thanks to you all.

Well sadly famous British actor Sir Roger Moore passed away after a battle with cancer. For those of you who don't know, Roger Moore famously played James Bond in seven movies. He was also famous for playing characters in British tv series and his charity work for UNICEF.

You will be missed Sir Roger, you were one of my favorite Bonds.

So i had to freeze my credit card because someone on a dating website i was on was trying to steal my banking information. Hopefully i cancelled it before they did too much damage but fuck me....

My life sucks.

After hearing all this bullshit about North Korea and Syria I'm scared and tired...

I'm tired of all this fighting, I'm tired of all this violence. There isn't much I can do other than play this famous song from Ace Combat 5 and hope that people will stop letting politicians run their lives and demand peace.

(1956-2016)

It's tragic to hear that Carrie Fisher has become one with the Force now. As if 2016 couldn't get any worse. Carrie, you and your "Brother" were personal childhood heroes of mine and you will be missed by me, your fellow Star Wars co stars, and all the loyal fans.

Holy shit! I have no idea how i managed to work from 10am to 10pm but... i did it. Thing is, I was only supposed to work til seven but it got so crazy and we were short staffed so I had to stay an extra three hours.

So... due to an incident I had with another user I am merely asking if you wish to add my writing work to a personal folder please ask for my permission first. That's all and thank you.

I am in need of extra cash so if you pay me I'll help you pack your bags.

One word: Pasteurization!