Starlight Glimmer is Greatest Pony! · 4:51pm Apr 8th, 2018
So yeah I wrote this silly parody of Starlight Glimmer based off of a song that parodies Vladimir Putin.
One mare has the strength of one thousand mares. Her sweat's made of stallion tears!
When you cut her out fly a swarm of wasps, Empress Starlight Glimmer!
She hate dykes cause she secretly dyke She don't care for cute little Spike!
She'll throw you in jail if you have butt mark, but she's defiantly not a dyke!
Starlight take off shirt to show glorious breast!
Rules ponies like she rule the land!
When she menstruates she just pulls up her pants.
Because Starlight have no need for pad!
Ride a dragon, balance quill, look bored, eat a fish, walking on cloud and then make filly cry!
Cut her fore hoof, go to doctor
Doctor say "Don't cut your hoof!"
"But I'm Starlight!"
So now doctor go to jail!
Set back clock on pony rights!
Take cutie marks off all the flanks!
You have friendship games in crystal palace,
Suprise! You've been Starlight Pranked!
Starlight bench press colt who is doing curls
Twilight Sparkle, no fucks can give!
Fall asleep during friendship debate because,
For five hundred years Starlight lives!
Speak to bird..... with her mind.
Fall asleep, on Trixie....
Empress.... Starlight Glimmmmmmeeeerrr!
