Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Always on an ego trip, but feeling like I should have saved what I already typed before.

Lurker who decided to try his hoof at fanfiction. God help me.

There and back again.

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

Not the milk.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

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I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I type stories using my hands

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

O.F.P.

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!