Seriously, don't text and drive. You don't want to go through what Sweetie Belle has to. She's gotten into a car crash (don't ask why cars are in Equestria!) and is waking up in a world of hurt. The question that will constantly show up: What now? Maybe her friends, old and new, could find a solution with her! I'm not sure if the “Sad” tag is misleading, because there may be occasional funny moments; you'll need some if you're going through problems like Poor Sweetie Belle…

A parody of grimdark in general, featuring Derpy and AJ! When Derpy gets distracted and crashes at the local Dartboard store, AJ decides to show Derpy around... But where will she begin!? Note: Contains a few sex jokes, but I'm not sure if it's enough for a Sex tag.