Derpin' in the Dark

A parody of grimdark in general, featuring Derpy and AJ! When Derpy gets distracted and crashes at the local Dartboard store, AJ decides to show Derpy around... But where will she begin!? Note: Contains a few sex jokes, but I'm not sure if it's enough for a Sex tag.

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xTSGx #1 · Jan 7th, 2014 · · ·

When a different character starts speaking, a new paragraph should be used. It makes it difficult to read when everyone's dialogue is bunched together.

So:

"Listen," AJ said in a Jappleack-esque tone. "Nopony has ever dared speak out. They're good mares and stallions. You ain't! Think of this as a human—make that equine sacrifice!" Derpy remarked, "That's been outlawed by the Equestrian Rights to Life Act of 1064. I fact-checked it. Let's also not forget the fact that earth ponies are supposed to be good gardeners or whatever! Just stop it!" Applejack had snapped. She yelled out, "No! Forget it!" At that point, she attempted to plunge her knife into Derpy's... how do I put this... Let's say if Applejack had hit successfully, Derpy would have been neutered, much to the ire of certain (but not all) fans of Dinky (she hasn't been born yet in this timeline). If you are one of those guys, you can breathe now; the knife missed. Applejack realized it was going to be hard to pull it out, she did what she usually did under great frustration: turn around and buck something! However, she made a bad choice on what to buck: she accidentally knocked Derpy's table near a wall with a phone. Derpy had a stroke of luck because the vibration caused the phone to fall and hit preset button 5, then speakerphone! Hopefully the number would be helpful...

Would be:

"Listen," AJ said in a Jappleack-esque tone. "Nopony has ever dared speak out. They're good mares and stallions. You ain't! Think of this as a human—make that equine sacrifice!"
Derpy remarked, "That's been outlawed by the Equestrian Rights to Life Act of 1064. I fact-checked it. Let's also not forget the fact that earth ponies are supposed to be good gardeners or whatever! Just stop it!"
Applejack had snapped. She yelled out, "No! Forget it!" At that point, she attempted to plunge her knife into Derpy's... how do I put this... Let's say if Applejack had hit successfully, Derpy would have been neutered, much to the ire of certain (but not all) fans of Dinky (she hasn't been born yet in this timeline). If you are one of those guys, you can breathe now; the knife missed. Applejack realized it was going to be hard to pull it out, she did what she usually did under great frustration: turn around and buck something! However, she made a bad choice on what to buck: she accidentally knocked Derpy's table near a wall with a phone. Derpy had a stroke of luck because the vibration caused the phone to fall and hit preset button 5, then speakerphone! Hopefully the number would be helpful...

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