King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Too much to write; too little time

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

The man without a plan.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

Not very active here anymore.

Are you a Rebel?

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Umm, do you like stories about ponies? Hehe, I suppose I do too...

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

I'm so relieved.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

A groovy mystery, gang.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Army, writer, friend, and wikd imgination. This is a short hobby ive had since 2012. Been a brony since 2010

Austria #1

Not a changeling.

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

Female || Teenager || English

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Who let the dogs out?