Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

Everything I wrote, I stole from someone else; Including this sentence.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

Blue, Prospit, Breath

I write crossovers. Occasionally I finish them, too!

I'm lazy. Really lazy. Sloth is my number one sin.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

My stories are for all purposes dead. However, if you want them, feel free to ask

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.

Not sure what to say here... mostly just joining so i can comment and favorite thin gs

Now that the tracking feature is back, my name actually makes a bit of sense.