Just a dude reading good stories. Profile picture by xSidera on DeviantArt.

I'm a immature 17 year old brony.

Now, I definitively think I have too much shit Favorited (Post Bookshelf Patch) Previous Aliases: AwesomeCabbage9000

Doing it wrong everyday.

If I have one I haven't told myself about it and I will have to get back with you on that.

Sometimes I forget I have the social skills equivalent of a dried up worm on the edge of the sidewalk.

The world is crazy. I am part of the world. I am crazy. Stay safe crazy pony people

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Terrible writer who quit writing on this site, but loves to read.

The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Hiya. 9 years in and still kicking.

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Not much to say but, I don't particularly care for the disturbing, or the romantic, or the "other" type of stuff.I just like fun and silliness.

Herp derp