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The world is crazy. I am part of the world. I am crazy. Stay safe crazy pony people

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When CIA intelligence reveals Barry the Psychotic Cyborg, plans on ripping a hole open in space-time with stolen ODIN tech, the former ISIS gang are strongly encouraged to do something about it. Meanwhile, Equestrian intelligence assets are on the hunt for a notorious criminal mastermind. ISIS agents back on Earth must withstand the the terror of a horrifying creature from another dimension, while they try to save Archer from whatever horrors said dimension holds for him.

An Archer Crossover. Expect strong language, lewd humor, sexual themes (no explicit scenes), alcoholism, storm trooper accuracy, chaos, and violence (no excessive violence/gore), probably.

Cover art by me.

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Coop is the expert pilot of a giant robot built for epic combat. His best friend Jamie, thinks he's an expert with the ladies.
Due to Jamie's big mouth and a not so gentle arrival in Equestria, it may take some time leave this strange colorful planet.
With M.E.G.A.S stuck in a new civilization to screw up, how will the ponies cope with the mayhem? Princess Twilight will certainly need the help of all her friends to watch over the human visitor who consumes all before him. Not to mention a red headed woman claiming to be the last human resistance soldier. At least the skinny jerk doesn't pose much of a threat, right?

If you haven't seen the show, this will still make some sense, but you should go watch it. If you don't like giant robots and screaming awesome then shame on you.

I do not own Megas XLR or My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. They belong to Cartoon Network and The HUB respectively.

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After realizing Dash can't make it back alone, her friends must band together and set out on a sea voyage to find her. This isn't going to be a simple search and rescue mission. Will some help from the princess and meticulous planning by Twilight be enough to save their pegasus friend? In the mean time, what interesting discoveries could Rainbow Dash make in her supposed solitary life. (This is a black powder sea voyage adventure story, rated teen for on the seas violence.)

Cover art by me. If you can do better or would like to make one, let me know.

Please leave comments I need constructive criticism!

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Some accidents are small, and some endow you with the power of a godly ruler. On the opposite end of things, you lose your wings along with your ability to move celestial bodies, and you can't tell anypony. Why, because what would they think if the princess became a librarian? It's going to be "fine". Celestia just needs to switch back with Twilight before either of their true identities are revealed. All Twilight has to do is hold down the castle, fight off scheming villains, run the country, and worst of all... deal with all the noble ponies.

Rated teen for shenanigans and some more serious parts. Takes place at the end of lesson zero. Please tear this apart with comments. I like criticism. Comment if you have issues, don't leave me with a mystery thumbs down.

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