I am never serious.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

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sometimes ideas pop up that need to be written down

space is a waste

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

An account for smut, smut and sometimes not smut. Just sometimes. Mostly smut.

Your one stop shop for badly-written clop

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Horse-words writer believing in the Savior and Lord Jesus Christ, creatively crafting stories in imitation of a creatively crafting God. Consider this: Are you sure you're going to Heaven?

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

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The strangest and maddest of myths, are often merely symbols or allegories based upon truth.- H. P. Lovecraft

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Commission Status: FULL

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Insanity by any other name is just as crazy.

Awkward.

ME, MAIMEN, DOCTOR PAVELLEIRE, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OF YU.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Submarine Yeoman, Writer, and film-student. Recently resurrected for 5th or 6th time.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Slovenian philosopher, Marxist, cultural critic, and so on. My grand crusade against ideology has brought me to the My Little Pony fandom where I will misquote you relentlessly while snorting. -snort-

Pithy Statement

I write Technicalities: a story of technology and hidden secrets, interwoven with magic. The original idea was simple, but it evolved into something so much more than that.

Don't worry you can trust me, But don't say i didn't warn you.

A Day in the Life

Me in a nutshell: 90% caffeine 10% crazy, DEAL WITH IT !

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

Favorite Quote: Writing is easy. You just open a vein and bleed. -- Red Smith & Paul Gallico

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

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