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In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

A fellow traveler...

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I type stories using my hands

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!