Licensed Real Estate Agent & Notary Public. I also really love magical girls.

Oh. Five years?

Working on it. https://ko-fi.com/unknownerrorindigo

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

A fellow traveler...

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

God, I'm so sorry.

Only mostly dead.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Fluttershy smiles politely.

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!