Sometimes, very rarely, I'll start something I'll probably never finish.

A Brony from Colombia that enjoys writing and reading about ponies.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Yo! *Waves at reader*

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Been writing since high school. It's rare for a fandom to inspire fiction in me, and MLP:FiM has done so. So, here I am.

irresistible

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

Your power does not make you right, your righteousness does not make you infallible.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Seriously, why are you reading this? I've been gone for about a year now.