I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Mrrp

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

What's this? You're actually reading it? Bah, go back to the story.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

I write things.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I type stories using my hands

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."