I voice things sometimes.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Chaos Lord of Never Finishing Chapters

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I'm just a writer from a crazy place called Ohio

Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

It's five o'clock somewhere! And everywhere. All at once. Forever.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

An unassuming author whose writing comes slowly. Loves romance, humor, and Spike; dislikes darkness, despair, and character-bashing. If you come away from his stories smiling, he's done his job.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably

Maker of mods for Dwarf Fortress and Paradox games. Currently making a Crusader Kings mod. Support my modding activities.

ODCS is a college student with too much time on his hands who wants to try and develop his writing skill. (He also apparently likes to type in third person?)

Forget not that I am a derp.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

[Expletive_Deleted]

Who let the dogs out?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.