Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.

A minor story writer with serious self-confidence issues. Plenty of fun ideas and too little courage to share 'em.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

“Immortal princesses,” Starlight Glimmer said. “It really works, I’m telling you.” Sol 354, The Maretian

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Probably not a robot.

The unreal is more powerful than the real... because it's only ideas, concepts, beliefs and fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. And people, well... they die. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

just a guy lookin around

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Hello!

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

Me. Take it or leave it.

Fuck this fandom.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

Your average pegasister.

Too much to write; too little time

It kills me to hear you say you “choose to love me.” I was hoping that would be a given, given our history.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Unicorn Developer

Greetings, I am Jasmine tea. As my butt can tell you, I am not a writer, I'm a chef. Now I'm off to have a cookie, then some beef stew..... What! I'm a bat pony, I need the proteins.

Favorite Magic the Gathering Decks: Zombie, Sliver, and Jace. Friends might hate those decks, but I love them

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

Just a random brony writing random things. I am a female brony not pegasister. Please

Aspiring novelist, taking a break to write some MIP:FIM fan fiction as a writing challenge to myself.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.