Why hello there...

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Abacadooby.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

I'm something of a Hermit.

8000 soldiers!

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Let's head to the mosh pit, Shaka brah!

Commissions currently OPEN

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

Horrifically Fun

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Who let the dogs out?

What a beautiful Sunset.

Be careful what you release into the world, because you never know who your audience is, damnit.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

Too much to write; too little time

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I find your lack of faith disturbing

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

That one Raccoon who loves movies far, far too much.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

"gg i deserve challenjour"

Ask-UnleashedTwilight.Tumblr.comAsk me anything!

JoJo here, and I've come to FiMFiction to get out a story that I've been itching to write ever since I discovered this wonderful website.

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

I like to quote Jaden Smith in my works.

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

I'm perfectly normal. Who told you I was crazy? Not me. Cuz I'm totally not, ya hear? I'M NOT!!! Oh, and I write stuff, which you should check out. ... ...you all made me this way... ...

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Death God

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.