...Largely because I've been working all weekend and have been coming home tired and exhausted.

This is a bad thing because I have a completed fic to edit, so I should be starting on that tomorrow night., and I hope to have it up by wednesday at the latest.

So I've decided that I'm going to take requests because my crippling emotional issues make me need constant emotional validation from strangers! Anyways if you have a story request shoot me a message and we can hash out the details. Some ground rules: no scat, no rape, nothing sexual involving foals (yes this includes Spike), no torture porn at least not without a lot of justification. I'll also veto a request if I feel that for whatever reason its just beyond me. All requests are limited to

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Mostly because I got paid. Ahhh sweet paycheck, with you I will buy things that are terrible for me, like cigarettes and booze. Also pony comics, and a ticket to The Conjuring, which is a damn fine horror movie by the way, you should go out and see it right now.

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A list of things I will not do should I ever find my way to Equestria, taken from this thread on derpyboo.ru

I'm posting this here mostly for something to do while I chew through some writer's block, and because, hey, I think some of these are funny.

-I will not attempt to smoke poison joke.
-I will not attempt to get any pony to smoke poison joke.
-I will not sell the CMC cigarettes. Again.

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So Shadowrun Returns is out on Steam now, I played it for a couple hours this morning and so far so good. It really scratches my isometric turn based RPG itch, and in general the art direction looks absolutely gorgeous. Juries still out on the writing, so far its been passable if a bit generic, but hey I'm only a couple hours in so its got plenty of time to surprise me.

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I don't know if I'm just hitting my stride or what, but those last couple chapters are both over 10,000 words, probably because I am a bad person.

Brief preview of chapter 3 of Flank Deep in the Dead, Applejack punched Satan in his fucking face and Twilight telefragged a Mancubus.

Ok so I've crossed over to the dark side and begun writing fanfiction with a vengeance. If you're reading this you've probably already seen the Doom thing I've got going. Right now I've got most of chapter 4 done (though still completely unedited), and after I finish it I'm going to be re-writing the last third or so of chapter 3 because I really don't like it as it stands. Yes I know I promised the unedited brain vomit that comes from my being a violence obsessed freak monkey, but really the

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