Given the most recent episode, I feel fully comfortable claiming clairvoyance on the subject of Big Mac dressing in drag. Yes, yes I know... he just did it for his sister and all that. Shut up and let me have this alright? Its rare that a show like this directly indulges one of my fetishes.

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Sooooo... been awhile since I've had anything for you lovely people who are inexplicably kind to my hack ass.

Essentially the problem is that I while I am still writing I can't seem to finish anything these days. Most of the time I get in the zone, work for a good few hours hammering out a thousand or so words and then... things just dry up for me.

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Hello again friends. Its been awhile since I've had anything here, so I thought I'd give you all an update on how things are doing and porn is porning.

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...But I forgot what it was. Instead have this video of Buzz Aldrin punching a conspiracy theorist in his stupid, ugly face. Full disclosure: This is what my happy place looks like.

Just found out that one of my all time favorite authors died today. Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld novels passed away at his home with his family at the age of 66.

I am unable to communicate properly just how much his books meant to me, how much he’s informed my own sensibilities of both comedy and fantasy, all I can do right now is say that the world is poorer place for his loss.

Today an idol of mine passed. Leonard Nimoy was part of what made me into the man I am today, he helped inspire my love of science fiction, my love of the strange and speculative. Before any other vision of aliens was in my mind there was Spock, the voice of reason and rationality, the voice I'd always dreamed of.

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At the start of this year I made myself a promise that every month I would write at least 30,000 words of fiction, and I am pleased to announce that I've made it.

What pleasure I take in knowing that I've written 371,339 words this year is tempered by my knowledge that precious little of it was completed or published here for all you lovely people to see.

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Do me a favor. If you have not seen this movie already please go do so now, because it is fucking fantastic. Seriously, it is just fucking sweet as hell.

Yes kids, its that time of year again! 36 years ago today George Lucas unleashed something unspeakable on the world, the Star Wars Holiday Special!

And it is awful my friends, its a train wreck you can't look away from. Essentially its a variety show with lots of special guests who really should have know better, several extended musical numbers, and attempts at comedy so unfunny that they actually induce physical pain!

And yet its still not the worst thing associated with Star Wars!

Now a little bonus for you all, the following are movies, books, music and games that I considered writing about but did not for some reason.

Films:

Alien: I love both this movie and its sequel Aliens. Sadly everything after those two is either crap or painfully mediocre. Really the only reason I didn’t write up Alien was because my DVD of it is badly scratched and I have yet to replace it.

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