It is common knowledge that Spitfire is the captain of the Wonderbolts, the greatest aerial team in all of Equestria.

But what did she do before she became captain? Why, travel with the Doctor, of course!

But, with all the adventure and excitement that comes with being one of the Doctor's companions, it's nice to take a day off every once in a while and just relax. And what better way to relax with the Doctor than...with a board game?

(This is my story submission for the mistress of clop, one Twilightclopple's birthday/story swap.

It's everything you never expected. I promise.

In order to fully enjoy this story, please put on a tin-foil hat and take everything contained within as seriously as possible.

Also, no cover art, because meh.)

Alternate Title: Noh Bhodie is a Lazy Prick Who Can't Write a Story to Save His Life

This is essentially my writing practice thinly veiled as some sort of compilation. There will be things in here. Things that may occasionally descend into purple prose territory. Or become cloppy in nature. Sometimes both. They will probably cover all the tags, even though the tags aren't tagged. Except for the 'random' tag. I think that fits nicely.

This will be the description until I can think of something better. Hopefully I can think of something better soon, because I doubt something like this will garner a lot of attention.

(A title image will be supplied eventually)