Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

I do be writing. You do be reading

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Reader, writer, brony above all. That is my creed.

femboy / psychonaut / reader

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

A never-ending storm of ideas

Stay tuned...

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

A little birdie told me.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

When I look into the future, I see failure.

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

Remember that one story I wrote? Me neither.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Vini, Vidi, Volume Enim Mansi. (Translation: I came, I saw, I stayed for the stories.)

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

irresistible

I'm just here to have a good time and write

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

What am I doing on THIS side of the rock?

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Hey! So I'm basically new here and just learning the ropes of writing fanfiction. Let's see how it goes. I'm also the translator of the great "Spike's Mirror" by Saldana.

Voice actor and writer.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Just your average ordinary writer. Nothing more, nothing less.

A pale cat here for storytime.

Mostly harmless.

I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time. Really bad at updating things I've said I'm going to update.