Whelp, this is Mildly Suckish

by darkdude141

The Long Chapter Where Things Happen

Yes, things happen in this chapter.

First off, It was Summer Break now (did I neglect to mention that it was near the end of school?)

Three months of finding a cure for pony-ism... See? Total class clown.

We needed to get supplies. "Where would a 12 year old get supplies you might ask" Well, when I was little I had $500 dollars in my bank account. You know, interest and stuff. So, yeah around $2,000 dollars to burn on pony supplies. First, we started thinking as cowboys and got leather chaps and stuff like that. Then I realized, we were going to be PONIES not cowboys. So we returned the stuff and started from scratch. We visited places for food and stuff, but I decided we might need medicine. So we went to this farmer store and bought a bunch of medicine. I thought for a split second I saw a flash of rainbow hair. No, it couldn't be. Well, I decided it was a trick of the light and Kegan and I slept at my house. Again.

We stated to notice side effects. Yeah shit happened. Kegan was getting shorter. I was getting taller. Having a full grown mare as your favorite character had it's perks. We were slowly becoming more like horses. It was really hard to stand on our feet without tiptoeing around. My skin was becoming pale in some places and darker in others.

We were almost discovered. A child heard my voice. I also didn't realize my fabulous tail was sticking out. (I have decided to name it Charles. What? I name everything. EVERYTHING!) I was almost talking in rhymes. Almost. I could suppress it if I really tried. And I did have to try. You would not believe how hard it is to think of a word that rhymes with cheeseburger. Kegan was getting an accent of the southern kind. It was hilarious to listen to. We were really afraid to fall asleep. Things changed when we fell asleep. We decided not to sleep until we could figure it out.

That plan went miserably. We were only able to do it for one night. ONE FREAKING NIGHT! Yeah, shit happened. We grew hooves. Honestly, The hooves were a lot better. I wouldn't have to worry about running into furniture now. SCREW YOU COFFEE TABLE!

...There is no more coffee table by the way...

Anyway, we continued to watch MLP so we could act more like our characters. It might help us if we meet other ponies/people who are like us. Also, I was getting really got at making rhymes.

"Fear not my rhyme making power"
"For if you do, your life will become sour"

Pretty beast, right?

Yeah we were getting pretty good at this.

Comments

[Eakin]

I can only assume this is parody, because otherwise I'll cry.

Also, 'Zecora'

[Sagacity]

It's "Zecora".
The fact that you can't spell your main character's name does not bode well for the rest of your fic.

[darkdude141]

It isn't really a parody (more of an addon) that is just there for fun and I know I have things to fix. Jeez, calm down