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  • 60w, 4h
    "Equoid" by Charles Stross

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  • 67w, 3d
    Ponies for Pathfinder kickstarter

    I only found out about this fairly late in the game, but the makers of a pony race supplement for Pathfinder are running a kickstarter for a new deluxe edition. The original was pretty minimalist, with little to no art or setting fluff, just mechanics (the author says he made a genuine effort to keep them balanced and not overshadow core material), which I already figured is plenty; I can come up with my own fluff, or just steal from the show or the better fics. :D But the new book like like it might just rock, with all the extra material they're throwing in: Their own, completely original pony-populated fantasy setting. So yeah, I went ahead and backed it.

    I'm not saying "back it"; it's not my place to tell you what to do with you're money, and besides they've already reached their goal and are even running out of stretch goals by now. I'm just saying it exists, and if it catches your interest you should take a look and decide for yourself. There's just under two weeks left if you think it's something you'd want in on.

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  • 68w, 2d
    I'm not dead!

    Holy crap. I just finished chapter 10 of Kraken.

    Take a moment to reattach your jaws, if you need to.

    God damn. This chapter has been my boulder on the hillside; with everything that's been going pear-shaped with my life over the last year and the constant cycle of one step forward and two steps back, getting this chapter done has been like pulling teeth. My own. But I finally managed it. I've been working on it little by little this whole time; a paragraph here, a sentence there, but Christ it's been slow going. But between moving back in with family (which I'd been trying to avoid having to do, but now that I have there's way less for me to worry about day to day) and actually having a damn job again (a menial part-time one, but at least I don't have to worry about paying rent for the moment), things are actually on an upward slope again which left me with the mental reserves to not only finish, but give it a bit of a spit and polish before showing it to the world.

    I can't thank you enough for your patience and support. I know this has been a long wait, and I hated pulling a George R.R. Martin on you guys, but it's done, and Celestia willing and the creek don't rise, chapter 11 won't take anywhere near as long.

    PS: I've gone back through the previous chapters and made a couple minor edits I've been meaning to for a while. Nothing major, mostly a couple grammar fixes and changing some names around: Maneopoly > Monopony (credit for that one to Paleo Prints, who used it in one of his stories), Neighcronomicon > Necroneighmicon, and the laundry shop above the Nightmare Files is now Canterlot Laundry Services.

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  • 83w, 3d
    Derpy Day Video Review

    ObabScribbler on Youtube has just uploaded a video review of Ditzy Doo's Dismally Derpy Day, which aside from making me grin from ear to frickin' ear, I thought was reasonably thought out. She got the point of what I was trying to do with the story (flesh out a one-joke character), caught the details I'd worked into it, and even the criticisms she had I thought were sound. She's also fun to listen to and I hope she does more reviews, not just of my own stories.

    Check it out, give unto her your precious views and likes.

    EDIT: Oh, she's on FIMfic, too. Gods, if she turns out to have been one of my followers all this time I'm going to facehoof so hard I'll blow out the back of my skull like Marvin in Pulp Fiction... If so, I'm sorry! I'm just really bad with names! T_T

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  • 92w, 1d
    Season 3 Finale

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A day in the life, and a glimpse into the mind, of Ponyville's favorite mail carrier and single mom. But if she had the choice of any one day for everyone to read about, it probably wouldn't be this one...

First Published
2nd Feb 2012
Last Modified
2nd Feb 2012
#1 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Is this the one that I read on Fanfiction a while back? If so, instant 5-stars

Edit: or was it EQD?

#2 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Oh jeez I love this story!

#3 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

You, sir, get a blueberry muffin.... and all my stars. =]

#4 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

Thanks for the kind words, all.

It was never on, but it was posted on EqD. I've been using Google Docs, but I've been persuaded to give this place a try. I'm liking it so far. Just waiting for my other stories to pass moderation; once they do, you'll get an early peek at something I'm working on before I submit it to EqD. ;)

#5 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

haa I read this on EQD and loved it so much ~ 5stars  :D and faving! :heart:

#6 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Now put up the sequel with Dinky and Sparkler!

#7 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


That's on the mods' heads, not mine. Everything, including my new in-progress multi-chapter story, is already submitted and awaiting approval.

#8 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Another EqD visitor here! This has to be one of the best Derpy stories out there. Bar none. :yay:

#9 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·


#10 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

I'm so happy to see this fic here, and to hear that your other stories are being processed.  Your Derpy is an awesome Derpy :twilightsheepish:

Er, Ditzy, but whatever, You know what I mean. :derpytongue2:

#11 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Ah, a Big Mac X Ditzy Doo shipping.

This should turn out to be very sweet. Keep up the good work lad.

#12 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Instant 5 Stars.

I've waited so long for a sequel to this.

#13 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

I dunno what it is... but for some reason, i've never read a fanfiction that featured any sort of Ditzy/Mac pairing that was any less than BRILLIANT.

this is no exception. favoriting for sure.

#14 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

I don't like how your treating derpy name (Sure derpy means doing something stupid, but it doesn;t mean BEING stupid.) but at least your not making a big deal over something that is only 1 min and 30 second long

#15 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


This story predates The Last Roundup by a good long time, if that's what you're referring to; it's only new to this site. That episode wasn't a factor at all.

#16 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

I reread it again for good measure. Always a nice fic. I can't wait to read the sequel. I have also started following you so I can track your future work that you post here. Definitely an instant five star fic

#17 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Like everyone else, I read this when it was posted on EqD, and have been waiting for it to appear here so I can say how much I love it.

I especially like the "It's like living in a town full of mind-readers" line. Many people with the same problem as Ditzy (who are easy to find in my usual social circles of hard-core computer geeks) use that term, so I assume it means you either have personal experience or have done your research.

#18 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


A little from column A, and a little from column B... :twilightsheepish:

#19 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

I remember this story. Fives and Favs all around. :derpytongue2::heart:

#20 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

even more proof that everyone thought derpys name was ditzy not so long ago :scootangel:

Lovely story and i cant wait to read the rest of your stories, hope the mods hurry up!:pinkiehappy:

#21 · 146w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


Everything I have is up and visible now, go ahead and check it out.

#22 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Just... :facehoof: Just take my stars...

You rock! Woohoo!

#23 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Ah, the return of an old favourite, for the very first time! A pleasure to read and re-read.

#24 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

DERPY AND BIG MAC I LOVE IT:derpyderp1::heart::eeyup:

#25 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

Ditzy :heart: :derpytongue2:

#26 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

:heart::derpyderp1: Great story. I'm happy you decided to join us over here on Fimfiction, so much easier to track and give/get feedback here.

#27 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·


I'll still read it:twilightsmile:

#28 · 146w, 6d ago · · ·

I love this one. :derpyderp2: I felt so sorry for Ditzy by the end, there. :raritydespair: But at least she earned that happy ending too. This is my Ditzy, too, btw.

#29 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·

Wonderful story!  I love your characterization of Ditzy.  

#30 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·


Long? This is only like 3k words. Try reading a 30000 word one if you think this is long (btw im not hating on ths fic im just sayin...).

       I loved how mac actually got more than the occaisonal "eeyup".

One problem though (and this is entirely my fault), is that every time ditzy derpy talks, i imagine her voice from the show, and it completely throws me off. Dont know why, but again, its my fault. Cant wait to read the sequels, and you sir, get 5 stars and a follow. :heart: :derpytongue2: :eeyup: :heart:

#31 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·

I've liked many fics, but never loved one; and by far my favorite rendering of Ditzy!

Also, a Ditzy+Mac pairing - never saw that one coming.

#32 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·

Truly this is one of the best fan fics I have ever read. You capture the characters perfectly and have created a story that could easily be featured in Season 2 (apart from the alcoholic references of course)

Well done on your commendable story telling skills, have all my stars. I only wish I had more to give... :twilightsmile:

#33 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·

>>183189 Dude, it's 12000

#34 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·


Oh right lol... :facehoof:

Well i feel derpish.. Sorry i usually have like 8 tabs open at once and like half of them are fics... So i got them all mixed up

#35 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·


Best shipping.

#36 · 146w, 5d ago · · ·

awsome story

#37 · 146w, 4d ago · · ·

This makes me want to give Ditzy more respect...That also brings me to the whole name thing; is it Derpy Hooves or Ditzy Doo? I prefer the second one myself. Anyways, I sympathize for her, nonetheless. One heck of a day, that's for sure.

#38 · 146w, 4d ago · · ·

"Hey, one more thing!" "what?" DERP:derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2:how sweet is big mac?:eeyup: is there going tobe a seqeal?

#39 · 146w, 4d ago · · ·

Awesome! I believe there was a sequel? If so, I'm off! :pinkiehappy:


#40 · 146w, 3d ago · · ·

I loved it. Especially the beginning. That first paragraph was awesome!

#41 · 146w, 2d ago · · ·

"it felt like the crack was being flossed with barbed wire soaked in lemon juice?"

fav line. awesome

#42 · 146w, 1d ago · · ·

Whoa man, just whoa


#43 · 146w, 1d ago · · ·

:derpytongue2:WOOT DITZY:derpytongue2:

#44 · 146w, 6h ago · · ·

WOOHOOO!! DITZY!!!!:derpytongue2: MUFFIN!

#45 · 145w, 6d ago · · ·

Very commendable.

#46 · 144w, 11h ago · · ·

What in the bloody hell was that? Did I just experience bacon in story form?

Seriously, it was that awesome.:yay:

I couldn't help but cringe at the thought of her thrown shoe and cracked hoof. The poor thing had a hard day as it is, and then she went through that? Heart-wrenching.:raritycry:

Speaking of hearts.

"I'm not a sugarcube, I'm a muffin!" HHNNNGGGGG

Really everything that involved Dinky in this one was HHNNGGG worthy.

Damn Sticks and Stones, this was really their fault anyway. Oh if I ever met them...:twilightangry2:

Beautiful ending. I mean it. Bee-yay-yoo-tif-full.:eeyup:

All of my yays. ALL OF THEM. :yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

#47 · 143w, 4d ago · · ·

Awesome story. I really enjoyed it. Also did you happen put a Judas Priest reference in there or is it just me seeing things?

#48 · 141w, 6d ago · · ·

Damn this is seriously awesome. You took my whole head cannon of Ditzy, broke it down into its composite atoms and reconstituted it into this. It's freaking beautiful. Please tell me that that Complete is a lie and we're gonna get another chapter outta this. Please!:raritycry:

Also, I would cook and eat Sticks and Stones those foul pony bastards.:flutterrage:

#49 · 141w, 5d ago · · ·

Hmmm...not the pairing I would EVER expect, but it works. :derpyderp1:

I usually think :eeyup: / :yay:.

#50 · 141w, 1d ago · · ·

I wanna give Derpy a big hug right now! And I'll tell her that I think her nickname is cool! :pinkiesad2:

Faveing this story.

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