CHAPTER 13: HEARTS AND HOOVES?
WELL WHATS GOOD MY FELLOW BRONIES AND PEGA-SISTERS(IF THERE ARE ANY)?
I'VE BEEN DOING GOOD, LISTENING TO MUSIC, WATCHING VIDS, READING FICS, THE USUAL.
WELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME....LETS SEE WHAT DARK DOES WHEN HE FINDS RAINBOW "SNUGGLING" AGAINST HIM.......CREEPYNESS ENSUES AND WHAT NOT........LETS GO!!!
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Ahhh....that was a GREAT nights sleep right there. I had woken up at about 2 hours after the sun rose? I don't know for sure. All I know is that is that I don't really know if Rainbow even came home. She must have come in while I was asleep or something. Did I tell you guys how comfortable I was? I mean I felt as I was in a cloud plus in a mixture of feathers and........um.....well WHATEVER! I was just REALLY warm. Don't know why thought, and I don't know why but my wings are covering me up like a blanket. Must have been cold or something, but it doesn't explain why I'm so warm. I tried to get up but both my wings were stuck to something. Well just one of them actually, one is covering me while the other is.....I don't know what the other is doing, might as well check to get out of this predicament.
As I turned my head (YES I WAS THINKING ALL OF THAT STUFF ABOVE WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND LOOKING UP....SO WHAT??) I saw only.....colors? I saw red,orange,blue,green,purple and yellow. WHAT THE FUCK? I moved y hoofs and saw soething wrapped around my waste....a cyan hoof.
"Um.....what the fuck?" I keep staring at......Rainbow Dash? Yup, it was Rainbow Dash. Her head was nuzzling in my chest while her wing was covering me as well. Her other hoof was somehow under me while her other wing was under me as well. I have NO idea how this happened....but I know that I DO know, I want to get out of this situation. I mean I don't REALLY mind it.....but its WAY to weird. I tried to inch my way out of there without waking her up.
"Easy now....easy does it.......FUCK YEAH!" I finally escaped from the grip of Rainbow!
"Great, now that I'm out I can-
"Mmmmm.....Dark...."
"What the FUCK was that?" I turned around and saw Rainbow Dash still sleeping on her couch, but she was talking in her sleep.....SHIT! I do NOT want to know what that mare is thinking me when she AIN'T awake.
"Dark.....come closer.....Mmmm......come over here with me...."
Okay.....WTF!!!! Never before had I had a chick THIS obsessed with me. Well I mean there was that ONE mare that said she would cut my member off if she found me, but I think she died in the war at home....PHEW right? Well I'm getting OUT OF HERE before she says something else that creeps me out.
"Oh YEAH Dark, GET DEEP IN THERE!!!" *Gags* IS SHE THINKING WHAT I THINK SHE'S THINKING!?!?!?!?! Sure its pretty kinky but STILL!
"*Breathing Hard* I'm........I'm almost there Dark, just a bit more...." ALRIGHT THATS IT I'M OUTTA HERE!!!
I then tried to fly but then crashed into the cloud wall.......weird that their....SOLID! After regaining my composure and getting the FUCK outta there, the last thing I heard from RAinbow was her saying,"Harder Dark...HARDER AND FASTER"
IS SHE STILL DREAMING OR JUST TROLLING ME?!?!?! I don't want to find out. SO FUCK THIS!
I had now grabbed my bag, and was now flying out of the cloud castle. Who knows what I'll be doing now. I don't want to go back in there anytime soon. I should go and check what Cyan is doing.
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Cyan had woken up early since he WAS living with the Apple Family, and they woke up at sunrise, he had woken at that time as well. He had actually started to get used to it.
"Uhhhh, what's today? OH SHIT! Its Hearts and Hooves today, wasn't something supposed to happen today?Hmmm, I already took a shower, I don't need to go to the bathroom, I ain't hungry, its my first day at my new job, ApplBloom ain't going to school, the Cutie Mark Crusaders aren't- AH FUCK MY FIRST DAY!" Cyan then went in a frenzy looking for the right equipment until he came up to his saddlebag. He looked around the room,and saw nopony. SO he reached into his saddlebag and pulled out his "Family Heirloom" from the pouch. He looked it over as if he saw it for the first time in his life.
It was a gold necklace with his cutiemark in the middle, a dark blue wave of water.
"Someday....I'll find out what this is for, I know its an heirloom,but I feel like its much greater than that.....oh well,better get going." Lifting up his hoof and makingg water come from the bathroom, he then shifted his hoof to his face and mane so the water would know where to go.While the water was splashing on him, he started combing his mane and levitating a mirror to see himself.
"Fuck Yeah, now lets get going.'' And with that, Cyan teleported off to SugerCube Corner, not knowing that a green eyed mare with an orange coat saw and was know staring at his bag.
"Hmmm, this'a here looks like my Element of Harmony necklace. I need to show this to Twilight and find out what it is."So AppleJack now started trotting off to the Library.
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"Oh, well thanks anyway Big Mac."
"Eeyup." When I had arrived to Sweet Apple Acres, I saw Big Mac. We chatted a bit, found out he didn't have a special somepony for today, wished him luck with the work and the searching, and THEN found out Cyan had left 5 minutes ago to work at his new job.....shit. Well I guess I could just- HEY THERES AJ! APPLEJACK!APPLEJACK!APPLEJACK!
"Dangit! I just can't let Dark see what I have or he'll get angry at me, and I don't know how he is when he's mad, and I don't want to find out."
"Hey AJ and Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, so what you doing?"
"Oh, um I'm err....*Sees Tree* I'M APPLEBUCKING! Yeah thats it, so if ya'll excuse me then I'll a be on my way-
"Oh, can I join? I mean with Cyan working and me having no special somepony to keep me company I thought you and I could hang out. SO......yeah?"
"WELL, I would surely love to Dark, just that I have ALOT of work you see and, I uh....can't."
"Oh.....whats that around your neck? Looks alot like-
"Well LOOK AT THE TIME SUGERCUBE, TIME FOR ME TO GO!" AJ then ran off leaving me with ALOT of questions.
Like if she's going to AppleBuck then ain't she supposed to be heading towards the trees and NOT the gate? Well...I think she LIED to me. NAH, she wouldn't do that. Besides, Twilight did tell me she was the element of Honesty or something.
"Hmm, who can I hang out with? Big Mac's working, Cyan's working, AJ just ran off, Pinkie must be working with Cyan, Twilight might be busy with the library, have NO idea where Fluttershy is.......RARITY IT IS THEN! I bet she won't mind me dropping by, and I don't want to go BACK to Rainbow's place, so lets GO!
<<....>>....^^........."WELL since NOPONY is looking.....MIGHT as well try this out..........LIGHTNING TELEPORT!"
ZZZAAAAPPP "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!"
LET ME GIVE YOU A RECAPE OF WHAT HAPPENED YOUNGSTERS........AFTER I SAID THAT, A LIGHTNING BOLT CAME FROM THE SKY AND HIT ME. SINCE I'M IMUNE TO IT, ONCE IT HIT ME, I DISSAPEARED FORM THAT SITE. ONCE I GOT HIT, I WAS SHOT INTO THE SKY....IN THE FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! SO THEN WITH ME IN IT, I WAS SENT TO THE PLACE THAT WAS ON MY MIND, AND BLAMMO! I WAS THERE....SO YEAH....TAKE THAT!!!!! I GUESS THAT FOR KNOW I'LL PUT THIS A CHAPTER....MAKE IT A PART 2-3 THING.
TROLLING!
SEEYA BITCHES....OC COMING LATER...IT WILL BE "SHOCKING"
shocking? im guessing thunder cloud. funny thing, i actually named my OC's father thundercloud(one word instead of two)
yes dashie~~~ e621.net/data/71/2f/712fa75bef2f199d685ab04159ad2d64.gif eat all! of the Lightning
268470
spoilers....really?
my reaction to your comment:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU SPOILED ME!
268470: Wow...that would be "weird" if you 2 were related.
268484: PICTURE FAIL!
fifth?
"IS SHE STILL DREAMING OR JUST TROLLING ME?!?!?!"
both *flips a coin* *coin lands on it's side* O.O yep, both
268586: But aren't you glad your cumming out now? Like Rainbow Dash!
268586 i was just making a guess
268623: O.o.........Holy Shit....
268634: Don't worry, its just that he missed his juice time and now he's all pissed about missing his nap AND hes jealous of stuff.
268666
i will fucking eat you
268676: And I'll make Big Mac rape you so shut up.
268732
ill just blast him sky high with lightning, or maybe even shock his genitals so much they explode all over YOUR face
268754: The smart dude I am I won't even be there.
Probably in Rainbows house or in Rarity's place or at vthe bakery with Cyan and Pinkie, or at the tower, Video Taping ponies that walk by as I shot a Lightning Bolt at them....you know funny stuff.
You will die when Big Mac explodes, or get cum in your face. I don't know.
268806
dude...i can survive lightning...to THE FACE
so no...i wont die, and ill just lightning teleport him away before the xplosion...maybe to the everfree...but either way....WHEN am i going to enter your story?
268806Shoking huh seems legit
268833 can you survive the worst day of your life?
268885: YES I CAN!!!!!
268833: Next Chapter...PINKIE PROMISE!!!
268859: I know right?
268885
well....considering i have been running from the authorities for 5 years, then from my brother AND authorities for ANOTHER 6 years, and was turned in by my own PARENTS....yes
268987 O.O your worst day would be when they capture and execute you, so no
268987: No you can't.
268998: That might be it...
269018 O.O okay, now I'M scared for him
269018
brother...like i said earlier, lets just TRY and be friends/brothers again?
269018
i could just tell the pink menace that you never TRIED to be your own BROTHERS friend
269057 (O.O) *eyes pop out of sockets* aww crap
269025: You should.
269053: But your character has SO much potential to be pist at me.
269057: I tried by giving you a soda.
I then gave up.
269065: Don't worry about me.
269071 soda cannon?
269076: Indeed.
269079 did it work? (i can never get the calabration just right, either it doesn't hit them, or it hits them WAAAAAAAAAY too hard and explodes (i killed the idea after THAT test, poor guy was never the same after a point-blank nutshot) also, i miss if it's not point blank, it either hit's their face, or hit's their ankles)
269079
and i have a "pissed off pinkie pie"
cannon...fully loaded -aims-
hmmm....who should i shoot first
269097 *flips a coin* YOU *points at thunder cloud*
269100
nnnope
-aims at YOU-
269097: I like the idea...ADDING TO FIC!
You guys are the BEST!
I get SO many ideas from these comment wars.
So thank you.
*Teleports Away*
269122
-eye twitch-
-falls to knees-
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wait...wrong scream
FUS-RO-DAH!!!!!
wrong one AGAIN
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wrong ONE AGAAIN!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
there we go
269110 AAAAAAAA *ducks the moment you fire, the enraged pinkie bounces off convieniently places trees and goes straight back at you* i was right
269133 lol
269134
i never shot yet.....
so you looked like an idiot, randomly dodging around when there was nothing after you
269152 i was picking up the coin i dropped *flipping coin again*
269311
mmmmhmmm suuure you were
anyway, lets not distract dark anymore, he's got writing to do
269353 agree, but before i go *sticks coin in your ear* BYE BYE *runs*
268589 http://www.e621.net/data/71/2f/712fa75bef2f199d685ab04159ad2d64.gif?1330330758 e621.net/data/71/2f/712fa75bef2f199d685ab04159ad2d64.gif?1330330758
CAN YOU SEE IT NOW?!
269594: Yeah I seeit now.......Rainbows expression is the same there as well.
PRETTY attractive but creepy as well.
269594: This is how she will look like during heat and/or the next chapter
Good shit, good shit. Out of curiosity, when will my character come into play? I'm curious to see how you portray him.
271215: Well with all your AWESOME character powers, you'll come out at Mare-Pocalypse.
Rainbow is a nasty bitch That raped you lol
271902: She didn't rape me.
She's just fantasizing that me and her are fucking like CRAZY!
Weird, thats why I left. If shes like that during sleep....WHO KNOWS HOW SHE'LL BE DURING HEAT!!!!!
271913
lol.....oh wait....what about .......twilight -gulp- BUCK ME SIDEWAYS!
twilight: you can to ME! -licks lips-
me:SHIT! RUN AWAY BEFO-is grabbed and dragged into library by twi-
-muffled screams, then screams of pleasure and unwanted screams of pleasure come from library-
-later-
you know.....i would do it with her any time just...when she was in complete control and WANTING to, she just NEEDED to.....-shudder-
oh well, lets go again!
272030: Twilight: I don't know...have you ever tried a Threesome? *Licks Lips*