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My life is somewhat normal, and I use the word 'somewhat' loosely. Anyways, I'm writing this in hopes that at least one pony might find my stupidity hilarious, at least that way I can say my life hasn't been a complete waste.

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Hi Tyler, I'm Kyle. :yay:

I will read your story. :twilightsmile: Oh and hi ty, my names Noak. (not really Noak but i dont care about names)

Not bad- I like the prose. It's conversational and flows well- the main character obviously has a strong and interesting "voice." I can't really tell where the plot is going at this point, since it's so early, but thus far your work is engaging and entertaining. My only complaint is the names- they don't seem very , y'know, pony-ish. But hey, they're your characters, call 'em whatever suits you.

159769 Call me lazy:trixieshiftright: but I suppose I could go back in and change them up some.

159769 Yeah, I took your advice, everything has pony names now

Yay! Glad I could be helpful:pinkiehappy:

Edit: Just saw you named the one who liked Vinyl Scratch "Drop." I am highly amused.

D'aww. This story is pretty easy for me to relate to. Keep it up, I'm really enjoying it!

' “Yes!” Desperate are we Sticks? '
Lol'd

~Athanix,
Peace.

Awesome short chapter. "Just my ego popping" roflmao:rainbowlaugh:



Also, first.

Thiz just 'dorabull. :rainbowkiss:

Did sticks actually have a heart attack?

171661 his heart had a heart attack lol

172322
That answer's nothing, and in fact just raises an extra question.... How.......?

173360 You read too deep into things.

I'm surprised with the stunts he pulled, that the Jack@ss logo didn't appear on his butt. Seems pretty interesting.

“Good night Sticks! Too bad Dad, had to go to Canterlot for work, and I’m sorry I can’t see you off tomorrow morning, they are calling me in for a long shift tonight,”

A pony's life sucking ass. Interpret that as you will. I know I did.

Ah, so this how high school could've gone if I hadn't done my best to blend in to the surroundings. Social chameleon FTW!

"My heart was do longer trying to commit suicide, it pretty much was trying to fly through my mouth."

That should be no. Pretty good so far.

Maybe if I talked smack to my history teacher, I'd fall in love with the girl of my dreams, too! :pinkiegasp:

The moral of the story has been learned! Thank you so much, Ty! I CANNOT WAIT FOR SCHOOL.

One does not simply talk smack to my history teacher..... He would verbally destroy you......

Also, Holy balls sticks is a clutz...

Well today I tried to be disrespectful to my history teacher in hopes of winning over the girl of my dreams. However I severely underestimated the aging man's ability to strangle disrespectful teenagers and the doctor says I may never speak again. Now I must go through life using a laptop computer to talk, sounding like GLaDOS' retarded half-brother. Joke is on him. I spilled his coffee all over his desk. Ha-hka-hka-hka-hka-hka-hka.

Despite the lifelong affliction the moral of the story has taught me, I still enjoy it, and look forward to the next chapter.

173550 Maybe I don't read them deep enough? Maybe my views on the world are terribly shallow? Mayhap I should be thinking inside the chimney instead of outside the box?

Sticks is a bit of a klutz. Also was that a time reference we had Sticks saying Sparkle was an old bat? As in Twilight?

Also....who the hell names their child freaking Sticks?!

By far my most treasured memories.... we made history.. in history class :ajsmug:

178001 You would rear your head here... why? :ajsleepy:

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