Ah dear reader. You have excellent tastes to read a story about yours truly. Inside is a story the likes of which you have never seen. Mainly because this isn't a picture book, its a proper wordy story. Ahem anyway dive right in and find the answer to all sorts of mysteries that you never even knew you wanted to ask.
So how did I get my name?
2082780 Really? I was worried that it came of as annoying and repetitive. Glad you like it