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Rover hadn't planned for this.
Everything had been going so well for him up until now. He had gems in his pockets, food in his belly and friends by his side. What more can a Diamond Dog ask for?
But then it happened, that stupid, botched robbery. Now, by order of Equestrian law, he's stuck with a year of community service. An entire year! But you know what the worst part is? The real cherry on the cake?
He's been saddled with her!
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Dude! You should totally keep this up! This is the firsth fanfiction involvin Diamond Dogs as protagonist, you have no idea how much I've been waitning for it! You, sir, deserve a moustache
*Sees romance tag*
*named Spot
And now I'm reading that in the shrieking Golem voice that all Diamond Dogs have. That's something ask-the-diamond-dogs never pulled off for me.
Totally not the same boom-stick from Evil Dead III. I am disappoint.
Also I want some cover art for this. I NEEDS MY COVER ART!!!!
Eh, maybe I'll google some screenshots of Rover later.
3103918 Actually, I kind of got the idea from The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog. If you're looking for a great story with a Diamond Dog protagonist, I'd suggest you give it a try. It's a great fic
3104004 Thanks for commenting, and be wary on your search for Rover images. The internet is dark, and full of rule 34.
3104184>>3104004 And now I'm back.
Rover's profile pic:
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Rarity and Rover together in the caves:
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Rarity getting a taste of doggy breath:
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Their first date:
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A cutesy-wutesy comic starring them:
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The Rule 34 you warned me about, which is surprisingly well-drawn:
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And now, their secret lovechild:
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Isnāt she fabio~?
3104195 Ohoho, such a selection!
And rule 34... Just... Yikes.
Thanks a bunch, this stuff is great. Cover art ahoy!
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Forgot to source it, buddy.
3104338 [edit] Also, I decided to promote your fic!
3104417 *Gasp* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thank you so much for the support! You're awesome, man.
Also, I'm loving The Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine.
3104195 3104457i'm usualy a bit more suspicious of *promotes* as you put it meme-asaurus
but i haven't been dissapointed this seems like a nice beginning, we have the diamond dogs with clearly defined personalities and i like the way this is written. i'd would like to see more
and that roverXrarity love child looks amazing a perfect mix
*Sees characters and tags* Excuse me while I overreact.
Well, talk about having a short fuse there huh.
YES MOTHER FUCKING YES FINALLY EVEN MEME HAS SEEN THE AWESOMENESS OF MY, I MEAN THE DIAMOND DOGS!
Rovarity?
That works.
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Sorry?
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My OC is a diamond dog and seeing as one of my favorite authors on the site has used them in a fic is awesome so I got a little excited.
I love their dialogue
Ok, I'm interested now... Continue
Killing Floor reference chapter name = Fav.
3117315 Actually I was kinda thinking of The Italian Job
But hey, Killing Floor is awesome too
Dang...Poor Rover.
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I like this a lot, please update soon... pppllleeeeeaasssseeee????
3249376 I've got two thousand words at the ready now, so it shouldn't take too long for me to get another chapter up.
Mega cool!!!
But the assassins told me you wer- never mind! Glad to see you updating this story.
I love how Rover has got the doctor going into stitches. (god I heard that phrase a long time ago and I'm not certain I got it right.)
Huh. Diamond Dogs have God. Who knew?
See, God is D-O-G spelled backwards!
...
Hmm...
No, actually that could make sense!
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Wait... what?
3270807 You're right, diamond dog's do indeed have a god. His name is David Bowow, and he is the lord and saviour of all things dog! Also, he's a pretty awesome musician in his spare time. But moving on.
As for the clothes comment, well, I figured that seeing as all of the diamond dogs we've seen so far have worn clothes, I figured that there had to be something they were hiding.
Yes, I know they never wore pants, so technically everything would be hanging out regardless of clothes, but that isn't nearly as funny.
3270760 I'm afraid your assassins were actually successful, friend. I'm really Airbournesquid's brother, Airbourneoctopus.
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Related topic:
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3270852 Nakedness and cartoon characters, a match made in heaven, it would seem...
That sounded a lot less creepy in my head ._.
Now THiis I like :D
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Well than I'm glad to have met you, good luck with carrying on this story.
On a side note however, if say a certain individual were to have you brutally murdered would that person then have to deal with Airbourneskraken?
3270852 Why was Mickey in the bathroom with Donald?
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Raven: Well then, you better keep up the updates, else I'll send in my best man. Here's a hint on who he is: No eyes, always watches.
3271184 You don't mean...
I'm gonna go get twenty dollars.
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3271335 Were they doing something naughty?
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Raven: ....... I just wanna know what's this 'twenty something' joke is all about?????
3271368 It's part of the urban legend of Slenderman. Give him twenty dollars and he'll leave you alone or something like that.
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Raven: Well, unfortunately, Slendy works for me for much more than just twenty bucks, so you can't bribe him. Just get the next chapter up, and you won't feel him watching you.
......what?
pfft...serves doc right. *Grins*
Imma just gonna post this pic I randomly found.
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3297639 Thanks, and sorry for the late reply, my internet decided to die for a couple of weeks
3355512 Does that mean you've been working on it and that sometime soon all that hard work will get posted in a splooge of awesomeness
I ask this because I've had my eye on this since August and wouldn't mind seeing another chapter or two. Thanks 
Please continue Please!
i love this, update soon?
3486494 I'll try, but I'm concentrating on my second main story at the moment
Word of advice, never try to juggle two stories.