First! 8'D YAY, FLUTTERSHY~

YAY! *clicks to read*

Well, this was very informative. *starts fiddling with FLUTTERSHY unit's internal clock*

By the way, when's mating season?

YES! IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!

ohdeargod I think I'm scarred.

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ten fluttershy units please.

Problem: Your unit has taken to writing tree romance stories as a hobby, and it's leaving all readers scarred for life.

Solution: You used Method 5 to get her out of her packaging, didn't you? There is no known way to reverse this except for a full system reboot. Contact us if you really can't stand stories of trees caressing each other in inappropriate places all over the house.

I.. don't know what I did, but it must have been method 5 apparently. I couldn't find that section in the manual. Oh well. I least I can stomach these.... *reads one* Oh Celestia, what have I done?!?!

I'd like to file for a full system reboot. Please... HURRY!!!

I found my FLUTTERSHY unit crying on the floor in a fetal position.  I looked at my computer to see she the title Cupcakes.  Do I need a full reprogramming to fix this, or will therapy work?

Jeez the FLUTTERSHY unit sounds even scarier the the DISCORD unit.

I'll take twenty!

yay also do Big Macintosh next. all my stars and fave.

"Why are there moans coming from the other room?"

Is your unit in Horny mode? If so, save the poor victim that your FLUTTERSHY unit is screwing with.

Excellent job, my friend!

FLUTTERSHY is Best Unit.

>>155291155291

If it was any pony but Fluttershy I'd say therapy but since it is Fluttershy I'd say full reprogramming

This was hilarious  good job

Poor bastards. I'm just going to wait for the rest of the Mane Six to arrive. I'll have one of THEM activate Fluttershy/get her out of the box. Probably Rarity, Dash, or Twilight. Make my life easier, not risk any details, etc.

OH DEAR GOD I WANT ONE

>>155263155263

^this...... so much this

Congratulations! You have unlocked her Psychoshy mode! Now get the hell out of there.

*Inhale*...

I think you should group all the Manuals under the same heading. Just a thought.

Question: What if my Fluttershy unit simply starts acting like a complete and total bitch?

The checks in the mail. Just tell the UPS guy to leave her in the garage.

My Fluttershy unit has been great! It's a great comforting unit after a long day of school.

Request: Twilight Sparkle guide!

Oh thank god I have a signal help me for all that is Celestia my unit has locked me up quickohmygosh

Um.... Unfortunately my friend can't talk to you, but have some stars ...um...... if that's ok.

~Fluttershy~

>>155334155334 Did you put the FLUTTERSHY unit near the DISCORD unit?

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TAKE EVERYTHING AND GIVE ME THAT FLUTTERSHY UNIT!

Have a nice day my good sir.

Thanks! I took a shower with her during mating season. Greatest bad idea ever.

Do Princess Luna!

>>155334155334 Has your FLUTTERSHY unit undergone a color change recently to a greyer shade? If so, a DISCORD unit has come into contact with her, and you may need either a full system reboot, or the rest of your MANE SIX units, specifically the TWILIGHT SPARKLE unit, to fix this. Best of luck!

*B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BANG!*

Excuse me sir, I-*B-B-B-BANG!*-have a question! Can a Gungirl FLUTTERSHY unit-*B-BANG!*-just miraculously obtain firearms?! She's shooting at my neighbor's DISCORD with a*B-B-B-B-B-BANG!* Glock-18C!

Oh my gosh. This is just hysterically awesome!!!

Pure Genious!

>>155334155334 You left her alone with your DISCORD unit, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!!

That aside, I think we'd be hard-pressed to find a brony here that would actually take the manual's advice to reset her clock during mating season. xP Also Sonic Warrior, I am jealous of you now. Lord I am awful.

To the author: you might wanna say "interspecies coitus" instead of "bestiality;" as self-aware beings that can give consent like humans, the word is a grave insult to their autonomy.

>>155414155414

Neither of their manuals Listed a "Flutterbitch" mode nor did they give any warnings about the interactions between the two units.

Seeing as how no disclaimer was given for this mode and that I have received several bodily injuries from "Flutterbitch", I feel that I am in the right to sue the company. Are there any lawyers out there who would take the case?

Thank you for these informative guides. Also I have some issues with my TRIXIE and SPITFIRE models, the former having locked herself in the bathroom sobbing and the latter is just lying on my couch watching TV. I think the reason for the formers behavior is the lack of her SHOWMARE'S CAPE AND HAT that didn't come with her. Can I order replacements for that? I have no idea what's wrong with the other one.

The FLUTTERSHY unit is working just fine, but the ten random animal units are giving me trouble.

I don't know if anyone feels like trading, but I got;

1. Howler Monkey

2. Copper Head Snake

3. Hammerhead shark (I have to keep that in my bathtub)

4. Flamingo

5. Ursa Major (double checked with my vet, it's a major)

6. Black Widow Spider

7. Electric Eel

8. Bengal Tiger (unfed, mind you)

9. Capybara

10. Pony (which makes no sense)

Question: What would happen if I were to invoke her PSYCHOSHY mode during the mating season?

>>155433155433

Prepare for death by snu-snu.

Absolutely brilliant!

But here's a question.. Will I even be able to eat meat again? (secretly perhaps?)

Or would that be considered a bad thing... (can she smell it on my breath?!)

I'll take twenty.

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I've got a TWILIGHT SPARKLE model, but I think the manual got lost in shipping somehow. Anyone know if it's safe to get her to read fiction, I'd love to have someone to discuss fantasy/sci-fi books with.

Also crossing my fingers for a release of the PRINCESS LUNA model, she's best non-mane 6 pony imo and she should get along great with Twilight right?

Uhm.. question?

My FLUTTERSHY unit has been incessantly asking for peanuts.

I really have no idea what to do, and if I refuse to give her peanuts my RAINBOW DASH unit yells at me. The only way to solve it seems to be distracting her with my APPLEJACK unit and rushing out to buy some peanuts to give my FLUTTERSHY unit.

She doesn't even eat them.

What do?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY POTATO FARM!

My FLUTTERSHY unit has adopted a homeless beggar that has the habit stealing everything and throwing up on my carpets. Has my unit gone into PSYCHOSHY mode, and if so, how do I proceed from here?

Ya...

This would have been helpfull about a week ago.

P.S I found another way to stop her in the following modes: Psychoshy,Sad and Horny.

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It really works!

Good day.

>>155486155486

Did your FLUTTERSHY unit take the beggar in out of kindness or more sinister motives? If it's the latter, just shove some food in his hand and throw him out after forcing him to write a sweet farewell-but-I-dream-to-see-the-world letter to your unit while being held at gunpoint. Make sure your unit doesn't see you do this.

If it's the latter, you must test it. Offer to send the beggar to the doctor on front of your FLUTTERSHY unit. If she freaks and clings to him while chanting 'youwilllovemeyouwillloveme' your unit is definitely in Psychoshy mode. It's advised to contact us if it's the latter since a human life is involved. You may still be able to convince the beggar to convince your unit to let him go with a sweet and sensitive quote from a romance novel (Just not Twipony. Twipony isn't literature anyway).

>>155499155499

My unit has gone full flutterbitch. So far, I have been soaked, pushed, shoved, body checked, kicked, and bucked. My right eye is swollen shut, I have three cracked ribes, and I'm pretty sure my arm isn't suppose to bend that way. There was no warning given about the existence of this mode and she won't let me get close enough to do a system reboot. I'd rather settle this matter outside of the court, so all I'm asking is compensation for my medical bills and the leave of absence I'm going to have to take from work.

I think my FLUTTERSHY unit may have a defect.  Is she supposed to have a perpetually erect penis as long as my forearm?  I didn't read about any such additional accessories in the manual.  Other than that, she doesn't seem to be any different from the normal default modes ... with the except of her rubbing up against all the low standing furniture and most guests, and sometimes I wake up to find her uncomfortably close to the bed ... staring at me.  But the kids love her and she seems to be a wonderful companion.  I'm sure this is probably a misunderstanding on my part, and can easily be corrected with the proper advice and care.  

I want to thank you again for providing a quality product to serve my babysitting needs.  

Someone needs to make this, like, as soon as possible, I will buy many of them, along with the rest of the mane 6 one's (If they come).

EDIT: Also, when's mating season? *Fiddling with system clock* What? You know you would too!

So i got this Big Mac unit... and i got to keep it in my room because all the other units are in horny and are trying to get in here... can you send a team to help beacuse i cant even open the door without a shotgun... please if you can send a team would be great for real... i would appreciate it a lot... seriously... food its running low...

>>155499155499

She tested positive for PHYCHOSHY and I am unable to convince the beggar to leave. He claims, and I quote, "She's my b**** and I'm the king of this castle, so you can get the hell out" and proceeded to kick me out of my house. My grandmother is living with me and I fear for her health. I require a team of your experts a.s.a.p. Help will be greatly appreciated.

*runs in panic*

Somebody stop her! She's crazy!

*you hear gunshots in background*

>>155429155429 I'll give you a NARWHAL and two WALLABEES for that CAPYBARA and FLAMINGO.

Q. Why did my FLUTTERSHY unit just kill some of her animal units?

A. Congratulations! You have unlocked her Psychoshy mode! Now get the hell out of there.

Lol'd so hard! Great job on this.

"In this mode, she forces all pony units, mare and stallion alike, to ride the living daylights out of her."

I'm not a clopper... But you're not helping...

>>155439155439

if in your pack came a carnivore animal, FLUTTERSHY unit will be understanding

These manuals are great.  Can't wait to take a look at more!

(Is that a Beating the Heat ref for Horny mode?)

"If left alone with any young and attractive humans in this mode, they will be met with not-so-educational enlightenment about bestiality."

I'm fine learning about bestiality, especially if it's with Fluttershy. *Still tinkering with system clock to set her in horny mode.*

Yes! I've wanted a FLUTTERSHY ever since I was a little girl! *recieves stares all around* Uh... I mean boy... I'm a dude... eh, it doesen't matter now! I've got a FLUTTERSHY, and I can't wait to play with it! *drops it in a mud puddle* ... why is there a mud puddle... it's winter... uh... can I get some type of warranty on my FLUTTERSHY? Or, if I kept the receipt, can I return it? `I think I need a new one...

You sir, are a god among man. Also: FILLY FLUTTERSHY unit?

I WANT AND I NEED IT !

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Do a manual for the MANE SIX PACK after you've done each manual for the members of each pack individually

Do a Luna one next!

LUNA!!LUNA!!LUNA!!LUNA!!LUNA!!LUNA!!LUNA!!LUNA!!

Hey hey! Do Luna!

My money. All of it.

Everypony's money. All of it.

TAKE IT.

And make this real

Q: I don't recall ordering a Fluttershy model and yet one has arrived on my doorstep anyway. While I don't mind the free shipment, now I have more squirrels and chipmunks in my back yard than I can count, and she became rather irritable when I explained poke'mon to her. She understands that it's just a game, but she's taken all my games that involve animals away from me as a result.

Any suggestions?

>>155542155542

Did you set the unit's "Swag" to "Off" ?

Can you do a Big Mac unit?

DAWW this is adorable! ^_^

>>155334155334

give your DISCORD unit a stern look and say "you fix this or no chocolate for you." if he doesn´t yield lock them in the same room together, he will give in.

>>155535155535 Your unit is from the cancelled FUTASHY line, customer service no longer supports complaints, however you can be sure she´ll always ask before getting into your comfort zone, if you´re of legal Age take it like you are. if you aren´t get yourself a ROYAL GUARD unit.

I'm throwing my money at the screen but nothing is happeneing!

do a luna unit!!!!!

Q: my FLUTTERSHY unit is on the internet and found MLP on youtube. what do i do?

Q: what if my FLUTTERSHY unit becomes sentient?

>>155429155429

Would you be interested to trade my Rattlesnake with your Ursa Major?

And i'd like to order a DOCTOR WHOOVES unit with the Timelord expansion pack.

Do ALL units hove some form of Insane mode?

Give me one of EVERYTHING! I'm planning one hell of a party.

Q : My unit has discovered MLP Fan Fics and MLP Hentai. She has been silently following me for the past 2 days without response, please advice.

>>155893155893 u theifed off my comment!!

>>155438155438 I C WUT U DID DERE

>> guyishguy it appears I did, odd, your comment wasn't there before. o.O

try refeshing the page before commenting

Idea: Re-read this with the voice of Cave Johnson in your head.

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Lol, I did but I got distracted by one of the other pages I had open, oh well.

im not sure if i wants one

>> Fry You know you do o.O

Hello, I have a question, I accidently locked my HORNY FLUTTERSHY unit with SWAGMASTER BIG MAC unit, and now I can't turn SWAGMASTER off my BIG MAC unit. There are so many free units coming to my house! I have fourteen gay stallions all raped by HORNY FLUTTERSHY, and I wake up covered in fillies because I sleep with my SWAGMASTER BIG MAC. No homo. HES SO FLUFFY. Also, my TWILIGHT unit has gone insane from SWAGMASTER BIG MAC's rejections that she has gone JACK-SHIT INSANE TWILIGHT, and is trying to team up with my DISCORD, trying to turn my PINKIE PIE into PINKAMENA, and she is slowly turning my HORNY FLUTTERSHY into HORNY PHSYCOSHY. God help us all. Wait.... No... my CELESTIA unit has turned MOLESTIA! LUNA, no! you will not turn LUNAUGHTY!

>>155429155429

I'll give you my armadillo for the Ursa

Also, fantastic story

>>155263155263 your a sick man... yust shove a XXL vibrator cofert in the heat of a stalion and she will get in heat as well

>>155958155958 Actually, I did.

>>155996155996 oh so that will happen to me!? MAC where its your Swag button i got to turn it off... that doesnt work? that even if i try to turn off your swag your ladykiller swag back up unit replace it?... Mac... it was an honor to survive with you

(Dig at homestuck fans aside :/)

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Shut the buck up.

Take my house.

My clothes.

My soul.

My existence.

My money.

And tell me when the hell mating season is.

hehehe! I baught a FLUTTERSHY unit (first!), and coaxed it out of the box using the 'tree fanfic' option, however she got wet during a routine check-up, and now the default modes have swapped to 'Horny' and 'Protective' (I managed to disable 'flutterbitch' and 'Gungirl entirely).

so what did I do? Toys and a high-def video camera. Brazzers here I come!

WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF THESE?!

WHAT USE IS A MANUAL IF I DON'T ACTUALLY OWN ONE?!

DAMN YOU!!!

Problem: My FLUTERSHY isacting odd its not Horny or Protective it uses thw word ''Darling'' is it a new mode? or is ts just a bug on the Horny mode?

"Your FLUTTERSHY unit will clean herself, but she won't mind if you shower with her, though she will be more shy than usual."

I don't know how to respond to that...

Now to reread this in the voice of Cave Johnson!

>>156136156136

Funniest thing ever - reading these user manuals in Cave Johnson's voice. I will never, ever be able to stop doing that, now, so thanks for that.

Quite funny I must admit. Would you be so kind as to write the Celestia manual next, please? I have a party to plan soon and I need a moderate prankster and a good conversationalist and I have heard this unit is perfect for that... I even have a quite luxurious bedroom for this unit and I may even get the Luna unit next.

Where can I find/order/rob this Fluttershy unit plox?

>>155996155996

customer support does not take responsibility for things YOU SHOULD OF SEEN COMING.

however i recommend an EMP-Strike followed by a full reprogramming to defaults(should happen automatically after the Units get their power back on)

if the given advice doesn´t work call......... nevermind i got nothing

>>156125156125 oh hey you found the Brain chip of my RARITY, no wonder she was always hiding behind everything, the parts must of gotten mixed up.

Dear god... o.o;

I'll take the entire set please